1. squeeneyart:

    jester voice: KIRIIIIIIIIII

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  3. vampireapologist:

    sinnahsaint:

    vampireapologist:

    photo of me writing this blog

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    Neopets was fun until the Scientologists took over.

    Again, Neopets was never designed or managed or run by scientologists.

    The people who owned/financed the website were scientologists, which wasn’t immediately known by The Neopets Team, who later made sure not an ounce of the ideals made it onto the site.

    From an AMA with one of the original Neopets co-creators:

    “We found out about it about 6 months after we started working there and started googling all the employees and they were all Scientologists,” Powell, who left the company alongside Williams shortly after Viacom took over because of creative differences, explained. “It was weird, we just didn’t mention it until they hired this lady who wanted to bring Scientology onto the site. We fought that as hard as we could and they got rid of her.” Williams likewise stated in her AMA: “At one time there was some talk about putting Scientology education on the site, but we killed that idea pretty sharpish. Adam and I made sure that it never made its way onto anything site related. Religion and politics were two big no nos for us as far as site content went. Can’t say the discussions we had to keep it that way were [sic] much fun though!”

    People love being like “omg neopets was scientology propaganda!!!” But rest assured it was just a fun site that people worked really hard on!

    It was the sale to Viacom that really began its end.

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  4. Anonymous asked: Relating to that last anon about oranges, if there was a way to get only one ovary (I don’t remember the proper word) fertilized, what would happen? Nothing? A single orange slice? An orange with no slices? Love your blog btw

    botanyshitposts:

    yes!! this but this is called ‘incomplete pollination’ and i cant find any pics of it in oranges but it is a thing that happens, especially in places with fewer bees and pollinators (like the pollen just…doesnt quite get there). this honey bee website has a few examples: 

    pears (right one is missing a couple):

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    cucumbers:

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    tomatoes (notice that the right side is producing the correct hormone to make it ripen, but the left isnt, because….its empty….theres nothing there….):

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    this is apparently what it looks like in watermelons, where the lack of tissue development causes it to split on the inside:

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    strawberries: 

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    raspberries (healthy fruit at far left, middle and right are incompletely pollinated):

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    the plants just….dont really know what to do and Do That instead, and wonkiness ensures. its all fun and games until u realize this is what the fruits of a ton of plants will consistently look like if the bees die out

     

  5. acemoppet:

    justlookatthosesausages:

    aleph-null-47:

    pennie-dreadful:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    chancethereaper:

    thetolkiengeek:

    goofy-ruthie:

    stormtroopercorpse:

    cishetsbeingcishet:

    cishetsbeingcishet:

    full offense but we will rock you by queen is 10000% a gay rights anthem and straight people dont have any rights to the song sorry :/

    “Buddy, you’re a young man, hard man
    Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
    You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
    Waving your banner all over the place”

    like how can u hear that verse and think its a song for hetties idk how much more obvious it can be :/ :/ :/

    Y'all big mad in the notes

    Actually every song by Queen is a lgbt anthem

    Don’t Stop Me Now is the bisexual anthem to end all bisexual anthems and you will not change my mind

    Heteros are really pressed in the notes keep reblogging this

    Why are they booing this post, it’s right

    Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy–gay men’s anthem

    Don’t Stop Me Now/Bicycle Race–pan/bi anthems

    You’re My Best Friend–lesbian anthem

    Mother Love–aro/ace anthem

    Killer Queen–trans ladies’ anthem

    Princes of the Universe–trans lads’ anthem

    I’m Going Slightly Mad–nonbinary/genderfluid anthem

    I Want To Break Free–everyone’s coming out anthem

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    Originally posted by jupiter2

    it got better

    how can one think any second that Queen is not 100% LGBT+ when they literally dressed like this in the I Want To Break Free clip

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    Bohemian Rhapsody as well lads. For the gays

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  7. mushroomdykes:

    pre-e trans lesbians and never-e trans lesbians are beautiful, brave and valued members of the lesbian community.

    trans lesbians with deep voices? amazing

    trans lesbians who shave every day? Iconic

    trans lesbians who have facial hair and love it? worth so much

    trans lesbians who are muscular? deserve the world

    the validity of a woman’s lesbian identity is not dependent on her transition status, nor is it dependent on presenting in a certain way – your love of women is powerful.


    [ those who seek to derail this post or cause harm those it is for will be blocked. do not interact.] 

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  8. bitch-twink-k:

    shadybitchcraft:

    heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

    heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

    heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

    Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

    Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

    Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

    Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

    Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

    Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

    Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

    Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

    i’m gonna kink shame

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  9. Anonymous asked: Hoi!! I saw a little bit of the process on your Instagram, but could you explain how you go about making a pattern? I absolutely love how that neato cactus/desert one you did turned out!

    nim-lock:

    Alrighty!

    So to make a repeating pattern: 

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    1. Open a canvas and draw in the center WITHOUT touching any of the edges

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    2. [Below: Light cyan lines] Divide your canvas into four equal parts.

    Make four guides framing the canvas, and two across the middle. 

    For the ones in the middle, View > New Guide > Horizontal or Vertical for needed orientation > type in 50% to get the exact middle of your canvas. These are photoshop shortcuts, may be different on your programs. 

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    3. [Above: Yellow arrows] Make sure you have ‘Snap’ checked under View > Snap, then select each quarter of your piece > layer via cut > move diagonally to the other side.  

    After you’re done moving things diagonally, you can either turn off Snap so your doodling won’t stick to the center lines, or toggle the guide visibility off (Ctrl+;). Merge the layers back together. 

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    4. Draw in the middle without touching the borders, color the entire thing if you plan on doing that.

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    5. Setting your image as a pattern After your image is done, merge all layers into one > select the entire canvas (Ctrl+A) > Edit > Define Pattern

    Open a new canvas bigger than the one you made the pattern on, and paint bucket it in! (Instead of the Foreground button at the top when paint bucket is active, select Pattern then your pattern)

    If you aren’t using a program that lets you define patterns, merge everything into one layer and duplicate & tile them manually. 

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    Cheers! 

     
  10. fakehistory:

    Adam and Eve are banished from the garden of Eden after eating the forbidden fruit [6000 B.C.]

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